Kindergarten Quote: The Knight

A volunteer dad came to the classroom to teach the students about chess. The kids learned that chess is not a game – it’s a war! Each warrior has a name and its own special strategy. The Rooks, for instance, always move in a straight line. The Pawns are small, but they are mighty and there are eight of them. The Queen can move in any direction she wants! The war is won or lost when a King is won or lost. Attack and defend! We all sat on the edge of our seats. (Figuratively speaking, of course. It’s Kindergarten and we all sit on the floor).

Some students were particularly fascinated by the order, the rules of the game. Others, (boys, I’m sure) appreciated the implied violence. Maybe a couple weren’t paying attention. Regardless! The kids loved the lesson and were excited about what they had learned.

At the end of the lesson, Mr. Dad picked up each piece in turn and asked, “What’s this piece called?” The students would shout “Rook!” or “Bishop!” When asked, “And how does it move?” the students called out “Straight!” or “Crossways!” (“Crossways” is Kindergarten for “Diagonal” and considered correct.)

When the Knight was raised high, the kids knew the name instantly! That’s their favorite! “Knight!” they shouted in unison. Mr. Dad asked, “And how does it move?”

Silence. Not a hand raised, not a guess ventured.

“Anyone? The Knight?”

Nothing.

“The Knight. How does it move?”

Finally, a tentative voice in the back answered:

“Because he has a horse?”